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Hi, I'm Mrs. Han Solo, and I'm an alcoholic. I'm
an alcoholic because George Lucas ruined
my life. Now. I mean that in the nicest possible
way.
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57 years ago, I did his little Star Wars film, a
cult film that then went on to redefine what
they
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laughingly refer to as the face of cinema. And
now 65 years later, people are still asking me
if I knew it was going
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to be that big of a hit. Yes, I knew we all knew.
The only one who didn't know was George.
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We kept it from him because we wanted to
see what his face looked like when it
changed. Expression, George is a sadist,
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but like any abused child wearing a metal bikini changed to a giant slug about to die. I keep coming back for more.
Only a man like George could bring us whole new worlds populated by vivid extraordinary characters and providing Mark and Harrison
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and myself with enough fan mail and even a small merry band of stalkers. It's lovely keeping us entertained for the rest
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of our unnatural lives. George, the fact that you made me into a little doll that my first husband could stick pins into,
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you have owned my likeness low all these years so that every time I look in the mirror I have
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to send you a check for a couple of bucks. And In conclusion, your Honor, I hope I slept with you to get the job,
because if not, who the hell was that guy?
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